Posts filed under kids

July 14, 2010

JIll Quote #121

“I think children are the unfortunate accessory of the last few years.”

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March 5, 2010

Jill Quote #87

Jill: “That kids face is fucking enormous!”

Me: “…”
Jill: “What? It is! Did I you see it? It’s fucking enormous! I don’t lie!”

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May 2, 2009

Custom Poem for William F and his son.

Sorry this took so long.  It isn’t easy for me to write for children.  I tend to scare them.  The first version of this might have given him nightmares!
For Thomas:
It was warm, it was spring,
You looked out from your bed,
What was that thing?
Over there, in the corner,
Behind the gently turning fan?
It wasn’t dirt, no, and
It [...]

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April 7, 2009

Jill Quote #13

“Nearly ran over a child on my way out of the garages, then down the street had a crazy woman waving her hands at me and running toward the car (needless to say I sped up). So good start to the day.”

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March 23, 2009

Our only dependent, Olleander.

I don’t have to feed her, walk her, or clean up after her.
She tells me the time, the weather, the air quality, and she wakes me up in the morning.
She is a WiFi Rabbit from a French company called Nabaztag!

Since she is connected to the internet, you can send messages, emails, voice recordings, mp3s, podcasts, [...]

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