Jill Quote #119
“I keep hoping, someday, to be discovered.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I keep hoping, someday, to be discovered.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Should I be worried that as soon as I pulled down my underwear, I saw a fruit fly?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Shouldn’t menses be considered a hazardous waste? I mean, it’s blood, right?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“My burps smell like I’ve been eating bad hard-boiled eggs.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“No more clean underwear, no more Q-Tips. It’s time to go home.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I could live here.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I thought it was a hat, but it was just her hair.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I think that with today’s technology, they would be able to make the objects in the mirror appear exactly as close as they appear.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I spend a lot of time today wishing it were tomorrow.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Why do your farts smell like blue cheese?”
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