“That’s what I like so much about my feet–they’re uniform in shape.
Yours are pretty uniform too, but I fear your pinkies may be a little too small…but not small enough to make me recoil (like that girl in yoga yesterday).”
Field Notes:
I got really lucky with this one. I knew from the start that this would [...]
Jill: “That kids face is fucking enormous!”
Me: “…”
Jill: “What? It is! Did I you see it? It’s fucking enormous! I don’t lie!”
“We have to investigate this watercress.”
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