JIll Quote #128
“Can I just say that it is uncomfortable to try to squeeze cheese from one’s eye. ”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Can I just say that it is uncomfortable to try to squeeze cheese from one’s eye. ”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“They haven’t seen me in my pajamas.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I can’t hear a thing. I might as well have your dick in my ear.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Any day that starts with seeing a dead body can’t be a good one.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I never knew a person could be done a disservice by pulling their hair back until today.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I’m worried about the bacon.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“What are we going to do when we lose one another?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I think children are the unfortunate accessory of the last few years.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Sometimes after taking a pill I think I should make myself throw up so I can untake it.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I keep hoping, someday, to be discovered.”
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