Jill Quote #117
“Shouldn’t menses be considered a hazardous waste? I mean, it’s blood, right?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Shouldn’t menses be considered a hazardous waste? I mean, it’s blood, right?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“My burps smell like I’ve been eating bad hard-boiled eggs.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“No more clean underwear, no more Q-Tips. It’s time to go home.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I could live here.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I thought it was a hat, but it was just her hair.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I think that with today’s technology, they would be able to make the objects in the mirror appear exactly as close as they appear.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I spend a lot of time today wishing it were tomorrow.”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Why do your farts smell like blue cheese?”
» Read the rest of this entry ...“I had a funny thought while brushing this morning. I thought ‘At what ages will our nieces and nephews realize that we don’t have children’ followed by ‘When will it dawn on them that we have nobody to give our money?’
» Read the rest of this entry ...“Do you think that Marisa Tomei is related to Mel Torme and just changed the spelling to distance herself?”
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